Tiger Hit A Fire hydrant

Dare i say that i am mortified at the publicity and haranguing of one of the worlds greatest sporting legends...is it that strange to wake up at 2.00 am in the morning and want some take away food and jump into your luxury sports four wheel chariot and then proceed to crash through a fence ..the fire hydrant...then bang your head and your wife rush to the scene and use a 3 iron to break the back window when the door was unlocked and save her husband from the police...and then deny the police access to your being for 4 days...i think this is a completely normal event and nothing peculiar at all...the only way it may have been strange and a little on the weird side was if Tiger was on his way to rendezvous with Chrissy Evert Lloyd and Martina Navratilova for some early morning putting practice...Tartly Roud