Music to Mine Ears

Some music today is distressing to the ears and more so some of the so called artists that perpetuate this cacophony of noise that bombards our airwaves and H.D television sets...sure i am a man of modernity and am quite of fay with the latest in gadgetry but as far as I'm aware there is no effective filter to stop this blight on mankind..what i do is turn the nob or push the button and good night Gracie...why Glenn Miller and his big band aren't serenading us or Engelbert Humpindink isn't on tour i truly lament..though i think Glenn Miller may be departed which makes its a little hard to tour...anyway i digress...i am particularly disturbed by such avant garde so called musicians like Amy Whine House....frankly she is a wigged mess and would seem rather fight than have a feast...it appears where ever she goes big trouble follows.. though i do appreciate a svelt woman who can handle her liquor and has a strong right hook...Tartly Roud