New Years Eve

I must admit that the young of mind Tartly quite enjoys the prospect of New Years Eve,not necessarily the excess of drinking and the mandatory cavorting but more importantly the outrageous New Years Eve resolutions by the masses ..me thinks it quite hilarious... the lunatic who smokes 2 packets of cigarettes a day and drinks 4 litres of Coca Cola who will abstain from the dreaded durries and motor cleaning fluid in the new year and the hugely fat and particularly ugly real estate agent will go on that new lemon diet and shed the weight of much loved draught horse but still be an obnoxious looking tosser...but lets not get all caught up in the ranting of these life changers...the reality is that a young fox like Tartly can still muster the energy and verve to hit the tiles with a well preened coiffure and please the ladies both orally and physically at every level..Yes the New Years Eve has been a happy hunting ground and no i don't make any ludicrous new years resolutions apart from declaring my penchant for more dirty dancing and less of the square dancing..Tartly Roud