Berlusconi and the Statue

All heads of state face a difficult job these days trying to please the plebes, making the hospitals function,provision of police,good edcuation and so on..and on some occasions politicians face true physical danger..take for example of near deadly attackon George Bush in Afghanistan before the end of his career, a crazed journalist launched a double shoe barriage that barely missed the most powerful and intelligent man the U.S has ever invented, lets not forget that even Ronald Raygun(known for his love of all things Spacial)nearly copped a deathly bullet and just now the much loved Italian Leader( and i do mean much loved and loving) Billionaire Silvio Berlusconi was struck down by a U.F.O , which in fact was a plaster statue of a beautiful cathedral..the result a few broken fangs and a bent nose...the Italian Stallion was a little dazed but will live to throw the proverbial leg another day..thank god...Tartly Roud