Feeling the Heat

Some wilt in the heat of this great big country ..they buy all sorts of air coolers and air conditioners to chill out but not the Tartly...no he's a man that's been in some rather hot and sticky situations over the years and he seems to relish the dripping sweat pouring from his body...no artifical cooling for me..its just not needed'''ive been to the interior of this great brown land and strolled most of its deserts...the canning stock route and the Kimberly...most average Australian's have never left the suburbs net alone their own city and yet profess they are great Aussies yet you see them holed up in the bricks and mortar on a 30 degree day bleating about how hot it is and when will the cool change come?? Sure i have a few tricks to cope and I dont mind sharing them with my loyal readership and devotees...my three must do's are keep the crown jewels cool, an ice pack is a good idea in the tried and true budgie smugglers , back off the dry Martini's as that can lead to dehydration and invest in a Kaftan...air flow is most important..a great old trick I learned from the Saharan bedouins...thats how to survive the heat my friends. Tartly Roud