Mr.Dinner jacket

Much of the world these days is ruled by intelligence, intelligence is what separates me from the average run of the mill human being..intelligence organisations and the information they attain helps governments develop policies of engagement and alliances accordingly with other countries ,one such group are the MI5 and MI6 which not only very secretive but they also receive very healthy discounts at Harrods and most McDonald's fast food franchises. MI5 and MI6 are directed and under the auspices of the British government...accordingly they have just announced that the blood thirsty Iranians have developed a nuclear trigger which is the precursor to a nuclear bomb..it's not dissimilar to a light switch you can purchase from most Bunnings Warehouse for 45.95 PLUS GST. Naturally enough everyone is rather tense at the prospect of this member of the axis of evil having a weapon of mass destruction.Thankfully the peace loving Israeli's have nuclear weapons as well and are authorised to use them on any body that tends to sound like they are gargling yoghurt whilst talking..the other thing of great comfort is that MI5 is very rarely wrong..oh well except for Iraq and the weapons of mass destruction faux pas...but that could have happened to any good intelligence organisation...Tartly Roud