Whale and Tartare Sauce

In this day and age of Eco mania, tofu burgers and lentil soups i find it totally annoying that everyone jumps up and down about these Japanese Whaling fleets rampaging down the south seas hunting for those big fat whales that do nothing all day but eat Krill and make love...frankly i like eating anything that's wild and free...whether it be a hopping Kangaroo...an endangered snake or killer Croc..and lets not forget those wonderful crocodile suede shoes..they are ever so comfy...no my friends the whale is just a big fat cow with an enormous rump steak waiting to be beautifully seared on the hot plate with an exquisite sweet chili sauce...just ask the Inuit natives...though i must confess i believe in the humane slaughter of all protected endangered species...the Japanese are extremely skilled hunters and make sure that it is carried out with the utmost care and attention to detail and lets not forget the great scientific advances that are being made due to there magnificent efforts...in my humble opinion if it weren't for the Japanese Whaling fleet we would have whales attacking swimmers and boats and endangering the lives of innocent human beings....Moby Dick is proof of that..Tartly Roud