The Resolution

Many people ask me what does a man who has good manly looks, more than ample brains and independently wealthy make for his New years resolution and to be honest its none of your business....but as I'm a guy who is much loved and respected i am more than happy to share my thoughts with you the plebes...my New Years resolution is to consider other peoples pathetic feelings and try and not be too hurtful, keep my rental properties to no more than a 20 % rise for all of my tenants and spend more time thinking of ways to fill in my already very busy days..yes most people are selfish sods but not Tartly..I'm here to make the world a better place and that's what I'm going to do...Tartly Roud