Flying the Kite

There's nothing better than the warm summer breezes and the smell of fresh kelp on the beach..yes the Tartly likes to get out on the coast and experience the outdoors...but what does amaze me is the amount of guys with beautiful girls who want to buy a kite and go fly it..no offence but why would you want to fly a kite on a beautiful summers day when you have a hot babe in tow....why hot girls are hanging with guys that would rather try to keep a kite in the air when they could be making sweet sweet love...those guys are pathetic tragics and deserve nothing more than an unattractive frump...No Tartly wouldn't fly the kite but surely fly the flag...Tartly Roud