What's in a name ?

As I recline back in my drawing room I can’t help but think that this country is in the hand of some damn lunatics…firstly and foremostly this woman Gillard is nothing short of a communist. To the lay person they would be ill aware that the name Gillard comes from the Russian Bolshevik inflection of Gillardoviesk. Yes in simple terms this clan came from somewhere deep in Siberia. The fact that Ms Gillard prefers Borsch and her Vodhka neat ,should have the  bells and sirens ringing for every decent, honest Australian. Frankly from my first sighting of her after the despicable despatchment of her Sichuan Leader, Mr Rudd, I knew that the proverbial trouble was most seriously afoot. I’ve never trusted any ilk with red hair and a penchant for sidling up to those pesky rabble rousers of the green persuasion. No good folk, I knew that these reds would drag this country down the most filthy of roads to where we are now. Now if only we could saddle up a more  robust mare like, Ms Rhinehart in the captain’s chair, that would be most agreeable, sadly though I would never vote for a woman, though if Ms Rhinehart would consider one of those downright frankenstinian operations( gender reassignment )I may reconsider my lofty position on that front. Till then I will ponder my next instalment. Tartly Roud