Sadly due too some major misunderstanding with the Australian Tax Authorities i have spent the last year or so in her Majesties pleasure...truth be known, how was Tartly  to know that saving one's money in a legitimate Genevan  offshore account would be an illegal action. Surely the monstrous aouthorites would have better things to do than harass a fairly good looking, svelte mature   man with his meagre life savings and reproachful accountants in Double Bay. Which reminds me of how despicable accountants are..frankly i have never met one that i wouldn't like to shoot..in the old days we would give those cretons a good lash of the cat o nine tails..mine accountants have been just plain out and out leeches of the most dreadful kind. To think that i paid them 100 hundred dollars a year to process my accounts and launder...er i mean invest mine capital in a honest and trustworthy high interest account in the bank of Istanbul. Istanbul used to be such a beautiful jaunt, sadly today it seems they are just siphoning the money from us poor illinformed pensioners. How i manage to run my Rolls on the dirty fuel that they sell to us i ahve no fair idea. Anyway its time for me to saviour the sweet smell of freedom and cosy up on my chesterfield...god knows that the penitentiary's no nothing of comfort and respect for the better class...of which i will elaborate on my next post..when my energies return. Tartly Roud