let them eat yellow cake

It seems that there are many do gooders that no longer fancy us using a very natural and plentiful source of energy called coal...yes it may be a little dirty and produce carbon dioxide but so do trees as they respire during the day..the fact is carbon dioxide is a very natural thing and thats how cakes rise in the oven..yes i know my stuff about chemistry and physics not like these dum dums that study these days...anyway what i'm trying to say is if these fools dont want to use coal anymore the equation is quite simple ,lets start digging up our beautiful yellow cake and make some enriched uranium...thus we can have lots of energy via a very swank nuclear power station....to be quite frank i love the look of them and what they represent...yes they reflect all that is good about our place on earth and get the respect we so richly deserve...and lets not forget its a super clean energy and entirley safe to operate..well ok the plutonium has killed a few towns of people over the years and the waste which can be deadly if touched by the human hand but as far i know who wants to put their hand on this material...anyway after a few million years its all safe....i say fire up the yellow cake and let us run our airconditioners without guilt...Tartly Roud