Renewable Energy Facade

As a highly respected, more senior, svelte Australian and one with a higher IQ than most of these communist red greenies, I feel more than qualified to espouse my great mind…yes I’m currently reclining in my Jason electric recliner with my Koala Fur Slippers and wonderful gold thread smoker jacket….though I digress…I am sickened to the core with the berating of our fine government and Lord Abbott in regards to this nonsensical renewable energy façade….let it be known no one knows more about renewable energies than me. I have saved my energy over the years and have barely cracked a sweat since the 1970,s and the reason being plain and infinitely simple…one has to pace oneself to save ones energy and that’s what is called renewable energy. I wake every morning with new energy and vim…I literally skip to the post box to receive my “life with the Royals magazine”, and “Monarchy or bust”, both superb publications that make you proud to be an Australian, though where was I…yes the point of the matter I’ve nearly lost…oh yes back to renewables…the reason why Wind Farms are so abominable is that they are so ghastly looking, they look like a boring windmill and they are the work of the red devil…yes if you look in any part of Russia you will see these confounded fans spinning round and round and if you look at them very carefully with a head tilted to the left and one eye closed into the sun, shock horror…you can see the hammer and sickle…yes my friends that’s the communist subliminal psychotherapeutic projection which will cause the fine peoples of this nation to turn mad and vote Labor or worse still, green and let’s not forget that incessant humming noise they make. That noise and wave frequencies interferes with my Parliament House broadcasts….confound them, and if your record the whine from the turbines and play them backwards you will hear “Yanni” a skinny malnourished Greek electronica musician(that’s a disgusting vile thing indeed)time for another Gin and Tonic. And don’t get my taut blonde Coiffure all het up about that wretched solar power thingyamebob…only a wet behind the ears, scientific come academic,fraud would think that solar panels are as sexy as an electric coal power station…all that dust and noise with loads of steam, it certainly gets one aroused on all levels. Let it be said that no one will ever have an erection over a solar panel on the roof of a Metricon house…never…but Bayswater or Eraring that’s another story…which reminds me, I think it’s time for Tartly to relieve himself .… Tootily Poops