Oh Obama where's Mitt

Sadly my great personal friend and confidante Mitt Romney failed at the last hurdle to secure the United States from this definite economic death dive, not dissimilar to the torpedoing of a badly listing U-Boat in the Adriatic sea during the heady and exciting World War 2....Yes every plebe complained of his richness and success in business. One would have thought some business acumen might be handy running a trillion dollar country but it appears our poor cousins think not. As a worldly and extremely comfortable kind, i know that there is very little a poor person can do for you ,apart from wanting some handouts , yes lets not free health and dare i say food parcels. Shocking as it may seem, but poor people need to be prevented from getting in the way of the rich, as its the rich  that pay the taxes and get their cars washed once a week, (preferably on a friday) before hitting Matha's vineyard. Yes, sadly Mitt wont get to be the commander in chief and  invade a country or two, god only knows Africa needs another invasion and come to think of it Argentina has been way too quiet for my liking. If only there was another Osama to hunt down, that's when Mitt could have shown his Churchillian strengths. Anyway lets not cry over spilt milk , it makes for a very average tea party, which reminds me i think it's time to read my FBI signals.....tootily poops Tartly