Life can be dangerous

There over the years have been many threats to the great Australian way of life...First of all we had to sail treacherous seas to get here then we had to dispossess the local indigenous peoples of their land, introduce diseases that afflicted them and create policies that almost wiped out their culture and their very being(you wont find that in the kids school books), once established we then had to fight several wars..most not really concerning us, The Boer War, WW1 and then of course WW2 which saw the real defence of this land from the invading Japanese, since then we have fought a few more wars and survived some annoying pests such as the Sugar Cane Toad and the Rabbit but now we are once again under serious threat, dare i say a dire threat...the bloody thirsty dromedary is on the warpath and its viciousness knows no boundaries...everyone knows that camels are not supposed to get thirsty that's why they have humps..but when they do, its war...and now these home grown terrorists have their begun their intifada(as camels come from the middle east) and are trying to take over the Docker River township and its water supply ...the residents are fighting a guerrilla war with the invading forces(camels)..the only good camel is a dead camel in my language unless they have a saddle and taking you for a ride around the pyramids of Giza..Tartly Roud