God help Australia

Yes even though i've been totally incapacitated due to my gall stones and a troubling prostate the fact is i've been very aware of the dire state of this great country....thank the good lord for postal voting...as i was stricken down with my personal duress whilst traipsing the wonderful vales of burgundy...yes thats france to you nuff nuff plebes...anyway i digress there is no way i was letting those communist bastards ala Gillard and depsicable yet predictable cohorts take over this country and its idylls...yes i voted for the only decent party that looks after the real breeding stock...my fathers father is proof enough of my lineage that is almost embarssingly lordly...which reminds me why we dont have a house of lords strikes me dumbfound to the maximum threshold...anyway i digress further....now the rabble (independents)have entered the house i have hardly slept a wink...dont worry about reds under the bed when we already have greens in the house...which reminds me i must start wiping my somewhat svelte and youthly arse with biodegradable toilet paper....God Help Australia...Tartly Roud